How dumb is $AMZN?

How dumb is $AMZN? So dumb.

How dumb is the sellside? So dumb.

How hard is it fight dumb people? So hard!

I read a bunch of weekend write-ups saying AMZN 0.00%↑ had a strong AWS quarter with revenues up 16% year over year! Then, they dropped a bomb saying optimizations continue and April is running up 11% year-over-year, a 5% point deceleration! Sell Mortimer Sell!

Seriously, please stare at this chart for a full minute and tell me what the CFO should and could have said?